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The No Fun Forum

Posted: August 26th, 2010, 6:23 pm
by Ben
ETFL2 must have hawks watching their forum - I post this little gem and they remove my post within 3 minutes! I will have to find another TF Euro Forum to tell them what's up!

Listen Up Little Boys & Girls put down your Ice Cream Cones & Listen As The Big Man Makes An Announcement! – Effective Immediately The Highlander Tournament Is FINISHED!!! It was over the INSTANT [Addiction To Gaming] (aka [ATG]) kicked down the front door of ETF2L – Walked Into A Room Full Of The So Called Biggest, Baddest Dudes On The Planet KNOWN AS EARTH, And Said “WHO’S GOT A PROBLEM!?!?!? – Who’s got a problem you say??? – ANYONE WHO STANDS IN THE WAY OF [ATG] HAS A PROBLEM!!!! Do you think the Global Recession is a Problem??? Do you think Iran developing Nuclear Weapons is a Problem??? Do you think the Middle East is a problem??? – Those Issues Are Like A Small CHILD WHO HAS FORGOTTEN TO BRING MILK MONEY TO SCHOOL!!!!!

SOMEONE GET CNN ON THE HOOK! The REIGN OF [ATG] GLOBAL DOMINANCE HAS BEGUN!! WE ARE IN CONTROL – WE ARE FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS – AND WE NEVER EVER FORGET THE MILK MONEY!!!

SPECIAL FRIENDS [ATG] IS LOOKING FOR –

THE UNITED KINGDOM! – [ATG] HAS HUGE ISSUES WITH BRITISH TEAMS!!! WE DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE BP SPILLING OIL ALL OVER THE GULF, OR LADY GAGA SPILLING LYRICS ALL OVER THE RADIO!!!!! KEEP HER OFF THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT!!!

ITALY! – OH MY GOD! [ATG] HAS A BIG PROBLEM WITH ITALIAN TEAMS!! FIAT BUYS CHRYSLER TO TURN IT AROUND!! IN THESE PARTS “FIAT” STANDS FOR “FIX IT AGAIN TONY!!!” STICK TO PIZZA & NOODLES – [ATG] WILL TAKE CARE OF RUNNING MAJOR CORPORATIONS!!!!

SWITZERLAND! – GROW A SET AND GET OFF THE FENCE!!! MAN UP GIRLIE MEN!! [ATG] DOESN’T CARE WHICH SIDE YOU PICK (CHINA, NORTH KOREA – WHOEVER!) BUT PICK A SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRANCE! – OK YOUR CHICKS ARE HOT – [ATG] HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH FRANCE.

THE NETHERLANDS! – THAT WORLD CUP LOSS WILL BE LONG FORGOTTEN ONCE WE ARE DONE WITH YOU! WORLD CUP – LOL!

GERMANY! – OHH WHAT’S WRONG! THOSE PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION WENT SOUTH TWICE!! STAND BACK AND WATCH HOW REAL MEN DO IT!! [ATG] IS EMBARRASSED FOR GERMAN INCOMPETENCY!!!!

GREECE! – THE ONLY THING THIS COUNTRY IS GOOD FOR IS SOME COOL GLADIATOR MOVIES ON LATE NIGHT TV!!!

So If You Want To See How Your Clan Matches Up AGAINST THE BEST – GROW A SET AND PUT YOUR NAME ON THE DOTTED LINE!!

[ATG] – LOOKING FOR ANYONE TOUGH ENOUGH WRITE THEIR NAME DOWN! BRING IT!

Re: The No Fun Forum

Posted: August 26th, 2010, 6:40 pm
by Newman
lul

Re: The No Fun Forum

Posted: August 26th, 2010, 7:03 pm
by Molimo
HAHAHA That was Awesome

Re: The No Fun Forum

Posted: August 26th, 2010, 8:11 pm
by PRETENDICA
This is total bullshit. We have the best talent on our being wasted by a bunch of no fun fuckers.

SADFACE


Great post, Steak. My wife asked me what the hell was so funny.

Re: The No Fun Forum

Posted: August 26th, 2010, 8:50 pm
by Stephen
france - shave those women

Re: The No Fun Forum

Posted: August 26th, 2010, 9:36 pm
by madmattd
Lol Ben. Can't imagine why that was taken down so fast...

Re: The No Fun Forum

Posted: August 26th, 2010, 10:32 pm
by Stephen
steak should write for tf2 blog