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Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 16th, 2013, 5:07 pm
by TheKeef
Yeah needless to say, super excited. Not everyone's cup of tea, but I love the humor, scale, and sandbox feel of these games.

Anyone else gonna be losing sleep/friends/jobs? Bleh... Vulgarity shall rule the day, as well as some misogyny. Great day, great day.

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 16th, 2013, 5:42 pm
by Stephen
i was really into 2 3 and vice city after then lost complete interest

probably cause i beat 3 and vice city 100%

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 16th, 2013, 8:08 pm
by Newman
I packed up my 360 for a move this weekend so I'll wait for a bit to pick it up later.

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 17th, 2013, 9:37 am
by Killer
SanVich wrote:my 360 is a paperweight right now.
my ps3 currently serves said function

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 17th, 2013, 12:55 pm
by TheKeef
Wow. My wife picked it up for me at a midnight sale. True love fellas, get one. :D.
Stephen wrote:i was really into 2 3 and vice city after then lost complete interest

probably cause i beat 3 and vice city 100%
Vice City and SA are still my favorites in the series. Vice City has the best gaming soundtrack of all time. V already has some very strong SA overtones of course so it's scoring brownie points with me. Cheap move!

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 17th, 2013, 1:58 pm
by Newman
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Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 17th, 2013, 10:04 pm
by Stephen
ill get a better ping?

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 18th, 2013, 9:14 pm
by Murbuto
I'm loving GTA V so far. When online comes out add me on PSN. I'm Murbuto there as well.

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 19th, 2013, 2:42 pm
by TheKeef
SanVich wrote:Not gonna lie after san andreas I kind of lost interest in the series. The sub/spinoffs they had for vice city and 3 were weird and I admittedly didn't like IV that much.
This thing is a mish-mash of what has made GTA great, and you get 3 characters to boot, one who is absolutely batshit insane.

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 19th, 2013, 3:26 pm
by Murbuto
I agree. IV was kinda meh. It had great storytelling, and was a step forward in gaming IMO, but it just had a boring feel to it. V on the other hand is the best of both worlds. It has all the fun and excitement of San Andreas, and the graphics (Better graphics actually) of IV, and amazing story. Normally I'm skeptical of 10/10 reviews (looking at you Mass Effect 3!) but in this case i think it's deserved.

On a second note, though I do hope GTAV comes out for PC, I'm confused why people want it so bad for next gen consoles. The graphics are really good as is, how would it be substantially better ported to newer hardware. Perhaps the frame rate will improve slightly, but anything important, textures, AA, etc look about as good as they're gonna get.

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 19th, 2013, 4:26 pm
by Newman
You dam well know they already have code running for PS4 and Xbone, they wouldn't miss that possible cash cow.

Re: Grand Theft Holy Fuck Balls of Shit

Posted: September 20th, 2013, 8:04 pm
by PRETENDICA
I waited in the rain (don't worry, there was an awning so I didn't get wet) and also got it at midnight. The line went around the corner to the Hallmark store.

Man I love this game. The radio stations. The free range. The violence. The vulgarity. I love it. I have it on xbox. ATG Pretendica is my name. I guess you can load the second disk onto a usb stick, and the game will play a little smoother.