Are you frustrated with simple to use mousing controls?
Would you rather have a nice smooth surface on which you could finger?
Well, introducing the stupidest piece of shit on the fucking earth.

Because I know I'm sick of a good pointer device and would rather have some piece of shit laptop trackpad instead.



http://www.apple.com/magictrackpad/

That's just bad...I hated having to use a touchpad on a laptop during the college semester(which is why i brought a mouse with me)and, if you want a fucking touch pad, get a laptop or a one of those all-in-one touch screen computers.

And it costs 70$...my fucking keyboard was 80(store credit ftw) and my mouse was 50 >.>

The conclusion?

USELESS PRODUCT IS USELESS

Think of the size of the keyboard that goes with that.

Its the same size as their slim aluminum keyboards.

I need one of those. Then maybe I won't hit 2 keys at once, typing random crap into chats that confuses people...

or you could use 2 fingers and do peck typing

Oh and as for hulks pic, that thing must be lugged in with the worlds largest NES controller lol

You misunderstand. I have what I term "fat finger disease". That's where 1 finger hits 2+ keys

does it work with penis'

Go to an apple store and find out.

I went to an apple store once. I tried out a mac, didn't like it, so I rolled my face across the keyboard to see if it would do any cool tricks. Suffice to say, no it did not.